Just for Fun: Talk Like a Pirate Day, 9.19.19

We'd like to wish all ye lads and lasses a very happy "Talk Like a Pirate Day" today!

Here are the top 5 things that you can do to celebrate:
#5 Change your Facebook language. Under general settings, select “English (pirate).”
#4 Get a free donut at Krispy Kreme if you show up in full pirate gear!
#3 Tell a pirate joke like this:

What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?

. . . 8 pirates.

#2 Figure out your pirate name with this nifty Pirate Name Generator found in the article on the Eagle Blog!

And finally...
#1 If you encounter a foe or frenemy, feel free to tell him or her what a

rapscallion,

scallyway,

bilge-sucking

son of a biscuit-eater he or she is.

Happy “Talk Like a Pirate Day!”!